Monday, 6 April 2009

Joke - Which part of your body goes to Heaven first

Bedlam Humour

Thanks to Jack Chambers for e-mailing this joke. I don't know where he keeps getting them from.... but I'm glad he does.

Which part of your body goes to heaven first?

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?'

Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, 'because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.'

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your Feet.'

The nun looked at him with the strangest expression on her face. 'Now, Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into mummy and daddy's bedroom the other night and mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh! God, I'm coming!' 'If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

The Nun's expression subtly changed ...

Wonderful. Love it. Thanks Jack, keep sending them in

End of post - Which part of your body goes to Heaven first.

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