Human Facts

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Fred Ashford

• It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
• One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
• The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
• Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
• A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
• There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
• Women blink twice as often as men.
• The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
• Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
• If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
• Women will be finished reading this by now.
• Men are still busy checking their thumbs. 

Unusual facts until the last one - Lol.

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