Tuesday, 20 March 2012

Human Facts

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Fred Ashford
  • It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
  • One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.
  • The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.
  • Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
  • A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
  • There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
  • Women blink twice as often as men.
  • The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
  • Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
  • If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
  • Women will be finished reading this by now.
  • Men are still busy checking their thumbs. 
Unusual facts until the last one - Lol.

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