You Know You're In Alaska When...
- when it warms up to -35 degrees(Fahrenheit) and you go out in your shirt sleeves to wash you car.
- when you drive for a mile on square tires on a -65 morning before they eventually become normal.
- when you have to put your sun visor down at 3:00 a.m.
- you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
- you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.