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Bedlam - Humour

Ed Goldstraw sent this joke:

WOMEN -
Two female friends are catching up:
- So, how was your evening last night?

- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.  And you?

- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...

MEN -
- So, how was your evening last night?

- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we made love then I fell asleep.
You?

- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf. When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.
I couldn't find the bloody fuse-box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out. It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an earful...
Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home. Once there, the house was dark, so I had to light a load of candles to avoid knocking everything down. I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get an erection, and another one to make love. In the end, I was so p!ssed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on about absolutely nothing

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