Joke - Should the UK adopt The Euro?

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Thanks to Fred Ashford for sending me this joke.

A cross-section survey of 50,000 people in the UK, made up of Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Indians, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis, Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese, Zimbabweans, Portuguese and Nigerians were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency to Euro.
99.9% said no, they were quite happy with the Giro.

Great one, Fred. Thanks. Hope no one is offended, but if they are - tough shit. We like it don't we.

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Joke - The frisky husband

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Thank goodness for John Evans. You can always rely on him for a laugh,

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm, his usual 'starter for ten'.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

Good one....Thanks John

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Joke - The hotel lobby

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John Evans has been kind enough to send in another joke.

A man bumped into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he did so, his elbow went into her breast. They were both quite startled.

The man turned to her in embarrassment. 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'

She smiled coyly. 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221...'

Very funny. Thanks John.

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