When a Woman Lies

Bedlam Humour

This was sent in by Ed Goldstraw:

When a woman lies

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river..

When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

A question all pregnant mums want answered

Bedlam - humour.

Fred Ashford has sent another joke - hope you like it.

Pregnant Pause--

Brenda pregnant with her first child, visited her obstretician. When the examination was over, she went to the door but paused before opening it. The doctor glanced up from his notes. "Was there something else?" She was quite obviously embarrassed and he gave a friendly smile.

She relaxed a little and said shyly, "My husband wants me to ask you a question."

"Go ahead," said the doctor.

Brenda hestitated again, still obviously embarrassed.

"I know, I know," the doctor said, went over to her and placed a reassuring hand on her shoulder," I get asked all the time. Don't worry, sex is fine until quite late in the pregnancy."

"No, that's not it at all, " Brenda confessed.

"Well what is it.... Don't worry, there's nothing I haven't heard before."

Brenda lifted her chin. "He wants to know how long I can still mow the lawn!"

Brilliant, Fred. The sort of thing you probably said yourself many years ago???

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