Showing posts with label Price Decides Everything. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Price Decides Everything. Show all posts

Monday, 10 September 2012

Price Decides Everything


Bedlam


 
Once again, Ed Goldstraw has sent a joke:

Price Decides Everything

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
There were groans

He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: "How much for a season pass?"