Sunday, 8 March 2015

The Automatic Machine...


This joke is another from Joyce and Roy Critchlow.

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. The equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, and he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic. 
 When the fun was over, he realized that he couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful information on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument, but still without success.

Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with his mobile phone. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

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