Wednesday, 12 March 2014

Bedlam Humour: When You Grow Up

Bedlam Humour

This joke was sent in by John Evans, from Alcalali, Spain
Teacher asks the kids in her 3rd form: What do you want to be when you grow up?"
 Little Johnny says: "I wanna hit a golf ball 400 yards, and be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Mayfair, a Chateau in the Dordogne, a jet to travel anywhere she wants, a Gold Visa Card, and bang her three times a day in the most exotic places on earth".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson 

..... "And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Johnny's whore!"
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