Wednesday, 19 March 2014

Bedlam Humour: The Scottish Lass and a Rottweiler

Bedlam Humour

This is another joke from Jack Chamber from Benigembla, Spain

It was the weekend of the Scotland V England rugby International at Murrayfield. As the crowds assembled in the City of Edinburgh and prepared to take their way to Murrayfield a Rottweiler suddenly lunged towards a bonny wee eight year old Scottish lass, its jaws wide open ready to attack.

The crowd nearby gasped in horror but, quick as a flash, a man in blue jumped out of the crowd, grabbed the dog by the throat and throttled it.

As the dead dog lay there, and the crowd cheered in admiration, a journalist from The Scotsman who had witnessed the heroic deed, went up to the man and said, 'That was brilliant, I can see the headline now …………. 'Scottish Rugby Fan Saves Young Girl From Certain Death'.

The man replied, 'No you've got it wrong. I'm not here for the rugby!'
'Don't worry' said the journalist, 'I can see the headline now ……. 'Brave Heart Saves Girl From Jaws Of Rottweiler'.

The man replied, 'No you're wrong again. I'm not Scottish; I'm from London,’

The journalist said, 'Don't worry; I can see the headline now …….. 'English Bastard Strangles Family Pet'..
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