Wednesday 5 February 2014

Pissing on the Cat

Bedlam Humour

This joke is another one from Joyce Critchlow
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

'How do you know that the cat is dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child.

'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed.

'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'
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