Wednesday 5 February 2014

Bedlam Humour: A Drink of Water

Bedlam Humour

Another joke from Joyce Critchlow in the UK
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Daaad....'
 'What?'

'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'

'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'

Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'


'WHAT?'


'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'


'I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'


Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'


'WHAT!'


'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'
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