Thanks to Ed Goldstraw of Leek in Staffordshire, for sending this joke.
Barack Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Barack goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
David thinks “It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks: “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it.
“Come on David” says Barack, “What does it say”
David replies, “Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!”
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