Wednesday, 12 June 2013

joke - Review of Britain's NHS

Bedlam Humour

Elsie Smith has sent me another joke and I thought you might enjoy it as well.

Review of Britain's NHS system
  1. The British Medical Association has weighed in on the new Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.
  2. The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
  3. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
  4. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.
  5. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
  6. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
  7. The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
  8. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists wouldn’t hear of it.
  9. The Internists thought it was a diagnosis in haste, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
  10. The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
  11. The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
  12. The Pharmacists were left to contemplate the bitter pill, The Opticians could not see any light at the end of the tunnel.
  13. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London .. 
Brill joke, Elsie. Thanks.

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