Once again Ed Goldstraw has sent in a great joke:
Two elderly women were having lunch together, discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job."
The second woman responded, "Oh, I'm thinking of having my ass-hole bleached!"
"Oh dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde."
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