Friday, 31 July 2015

Newspaper Adverts

Bedlam Humour

This is from Joyce and Roy Critchlow, Newcastle under Lyme

Genuine classified advertisements which were placed in UK newspapers
Free - Yorkshire Terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little b......! Bites.

Free - puppies. Half Cocker Spaniel, half sneaky neighbour’s dog.

Free - puppies. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

For sale - Heifers, never bred. Also one gay bull.

Joining nudist colony, must sell washer and dryer, £100.

Wedding dress for sale. Worn once by mistake.

For sale by owner - complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

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