Joyce Critchlow has sent another joke
An Irishmen wanting to become a priest went to see the Bishop who said "To be considered for priesthood you must answer three questions on the Bible". First - Who was born in a stable?"
"Red Rum" he replied
"Second - What do you think of Damascus ?"
"It kills 99% of all germs" he replied.
"Third question - What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive ?"
"That’s easy" he said "Popeye kicked the shit out of them - now when do I start?"