This has been sent in by my friends Gina and Malcolm Shenton from Wales
Such an unfair world:- When a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man its £2.50 a minute (charges may vary).
They say that sex is the best form of exercise.
Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to shift his beer belly.
For your next Kindle read why not try a short story collection