Friday, 18 May 2012

The Old Sailor and Three Knots

Bedlam - humour

Jack Chambers sent this joke:

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for short moments and old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance. He asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
'Three knots?’ he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'
She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back.

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