Sunday, 17 April 2011

Catholic Heart Attack

Bedlam Humour

Jack Chambers has sent in a joke. First one for a while from him.

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. 

As he was recovering, a nun asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, 'Do you have health insurance?'
He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have money in the bank?'
He replied, 'No money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.' 

The patient replied, 'Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.' 

Great one, Jack. Keep 'em rolling... 


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