Joke - The day the penis asked for a raise

Bedlam Humour.

I've just read a brilliant joke on another website I visit from time to time. I couldn't stop laughing.

It starts off like this

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.

I work at great depths.

I plunge head first into everything I do.

I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

I work in a damp environment.

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Now I'm not going to tell you any more - but there's loads - and it gets funnier. Visit the site 'Life of a Writer' to see the rest.

I'm sure you'll enjoy it just like I did.

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