Silly One Liners

Bedlam Humour


Here are a few one liners that might tickle your fancy...

...The dead batteries were given away, free of charge.
... The local dentist and manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.

A little humour

Bedlam Humour


Here's another joke from Joyce and Roy Critchlow

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
And then of course there was the thief who stole a calendar who got twelve months.

Life's Journey

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Roy Critchlow of Newcastle, under Lyme

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"