Pissing on the Cat

Bedlam Humour

This joke is another one from Joyce Critchlow

A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.

'How do you know that the cat is dead?' she asked her pupil.

'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child.

'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed.

'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'

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Bedlam Humour: Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter

Bedlam Humour

This joke is from Joyce Critchlow in the UK

A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter.'

Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, 'I'm Jane Sugarbrown.'

The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said, 'Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?'

She replied, 'I thought I was, but mother says I'm not.'

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The Redhead got it Right

Bedlam Humour

This joke was sent to me by Joyce Critchlow.

David Cameron was looking for a call girl. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister of The United Kingdom. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, "£200".

To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was "£100".

He then asked the redhead...

Her reply was: "Mr Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of petrol, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have the pensioners; then you can have it for free, just like everything immigrants get".

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