This joke is another one from Joyce Critchlow
A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
'How do you know that the cat is dead?' she asked her pupil.
'Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child.-----------------------------------------------------------------------
'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed.
'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move'
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