Showing posts with label japan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label japan. Show all posts

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

Japan's Naked Festival

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Japan, here we come. Okay, so we have a few fiestas over here in Spain. We’ve come to expect it. Maybe it’s the weather; maybe it’s the Latin temperament, whatever, the people here seem to enjoy it.

They put a lot of time and effort into the events. I’m not fussed about the racket that goes on until 6am – that’s only a modern thing for teenagers, that isn’t tradition – in fact, I must say, the noise pisses me off.

But Spain isn’t the only place to hold events …. Japan humbly enjoys the Naked Festival, which takes place in the middle of winter.

Japan's Naked Enjoyment?

On the third Saturday of February, in the middle of winter, hoardes of men dressed only in minimal clothing assemble on the streets around Saidai-ji Temple in Japan for the Hadaka Matsuri, or Naked Man Festival

Perhaps as a test of determination, or perhaps because they're just crackers, men dressed only in loincloths assemble in front of a temple of Saidaji-Naka at midnight, ready to contend for a “Year of happiness.”

This accolade can be achieved in two ways: either by touching the single naked man concealed in the crowd of shivering bodies, or catching a baton thrown by a monk from the village temple and placing it in a box of rice. The challengers apparently become quite belligerent, perhaps not least because of the terrible cold.

Now a fiesta in warm weather I can understand – the things they get up to in Japan beggars belief….




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Monday, 8 December 2008

Japanese polar bear mix up

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Perplexed.

Specialists were perplexed by the lack of ardour between Tsuyoshi, a polar bear named after a popular male Japanese baseball player, and a female bear called Kurumi.

Following six months of living together at Kushiro Zoo in the Japanes northern island of Hokkaido, zookeepers were puzzled that there had been no passionate goings-on between the pair.

Polar Bear hair

In the end, Tsuyoshi was put under anaesthetic in order to undergo a check up to see if the gender bits were all in working order …. and after conducting DNA tests on the polar bear's hair, zookeepers were astounded to be informed that he was in fact a she.

I must say it’s understandable. I wouldn’t want to investigate to see whether things were dangling properly. I can’t see a polar bear being too pleased to have its vital bits toyed with…. And just HOW do you see through all that white-stuff….

Monday, 6 October 2008

Japanese Prime Minister's weight problems

Japan's Prime Minister in waiting, seems more concerned about his outward looks than about his countries troubles. Apparently he likes to look correct at all times.

To this end, his tailor revealed he uses little weights in the hem of his trousers to make them hang properly.

Well bully for him. At least he'll look dapper when he mulls over the 'weighty' problems of the nation.

Will this be the start of a new trend? I wonder if there'll be a surge of requests in tailor shops around the world..... Now there's a thought. How about making the little weights - someone somewhere will suddenly be making a fortune from them....

Another thought - is this why Japanese martial-art footwork is so deadly?


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Wednesday, 11 June 2008

Give Her a Call !!!

I like to hear a woman with a sultry voice - don't we all - it can be a toe-tingling experience. For some, however, it goes beyond reason.

Apparently a man in Japan has been arrested for calling a free number 500 times in 16 months just because he wanted to listen to the woman's voice .... and it wasn't even a human on the other end, it was a recording ....

What sort of saddo is he? It's seems to me to be along the lines of blow-up dolls ....

The 38-year-old , was arrested after he'd made 3,100 hours worth of free calls to the company, costing it almost 4 million yen ($38,730) in phone bills.

A police spokesman in Takasaki, northwest of Tokyo, said. "He gets excited by the woman's voice on the tape," adding that the voice sounded nothing out of the ordinary to the him.

Maybe the officer just isn't a connoisseur .... or maybe he's just normal!

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Monday, 9 June 2008

Japanese Bully Boys!

SUMO WRESTLER FORCED TO TAKE PAY CUT
















Japanese Sumo Wrestler, Rikishi Toyozakura, posing with cast members of the Treasure Island show during the Japan Sumo Association's official USA Grand Sumo Tournament in Las Vegas.


He looks a happy chappy, but beneath that cheeky grin is a vicious streak. Toyozakura attacked an eighteen year old apprentice with a cooking ladle. The attack, left the dazed young man needing several stitches.

34-year-old bully boy, Toyozakura said, "I asked him to do something. I don't remember exactly, but he couldn't do it".

SHIT! When I was an apprentice I expected the guys to SHOW me how to do it, not attack me because I couldn't. What sort of ARSE is he? What's training about for chrissake!

If there's one thing that's guaranteed to piss me off, it's bullying! I can't do with the bastards, especially a two-ton load of shit like this.

His punishment is a 30 percent pay cut, which will be in effect for three months. It seems this sort of thing is a regular event. Only a short while ago, another sumo wrestler took a pay cut for beating a junior with a bamboo sword. The brutal episodes are the most recent in a series of discomforting episodes for the sport of sumo, which is beset by scandal. Maybe it’s because of this that its appeal seems to be waning in Japan.

Not soon enough by the sound of it!

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