Bedlam Humour: illegal immigrants

Bedlam Humour

Jack Chambers has sent in this joke

News Flash from the English coastal area

The Royal Navy intercepted three boatloads of people off the coast of Kent today. This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boats were not heading to, but away from Kent towards France. 

 Another surprise finding was that the boats were loaded with British nationals, all seniors of pension age. Their claim being that they were trying to get to Calais so as to be able to return to the UK as illegal immigrants and therefore be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as legitimate UK pensioners. 

The Navy, it is believed, gave them food, water and fuel and assisted them on their journey. 

We are booking the next boat out; let me know if you want to come.

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Bedlam Humour - Illegal Immigrants

Bedlam Humour
Except this is not funny - it's a downright travesty

Britain Helps Everyone Except It's Own Pensioners

Bedlam - Britain Pissed Off

Here's a post from Jack Chambers - one I'm sure we all agree with and identify with.

Oh BRITAIN, where did we go wrong?

We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless etc.? Are you aware of the  following?
 
The  British Government provides the following financial assistance:  -

BRITISH OLD  AGED PENSIONER (bearing in mind they worked hard and paid their Income  Tax and National Insurance contributions to the British government all  their working life)   Weekly allowance: £106.00   
IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN (No Income Tax and National Insurance contribution whatsoever)   Weekly allowance: £250.00  

BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Weekly Spouse allowance: £25.00   
ILLEGAL  IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly Spouse allowance:  £225.00  

BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER Additional weekly hardship allowance £0.00    
ILLEGAL  IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Additional weekly hardship  allowance £100.00  
A  British old age pensioner is no less hard up than an illegal  immigrant/refugee yet receives nothing
 
BRITISH OLD AGED PENSIONER TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT £6,000   

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS/REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN TOTAL YEARLY  BENEFIT: £29,900 

Please read all and then forward to all your contacts so that we can lobby for a decent state pension. After all, the  average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country for the last 40 to 60 years. 

Sad isn't it?   Its about time we put our own people first.

Jack - we're all pissed off with it. The Government have forgotten their own people. Shouldn't charity begin at home. What have immigrants contributed to the welfare of Britain. Piss them off until the pensioners can have a proper deal of their own.


These people should have proper care and assistance, but NOT more than Britain's own people who have contributed all their lives. Something is wrong. Something evil is taking place.

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