Joke - suicidal

Bedlam - humour.

Been swimming in the pool this afternoon - great. Managed to cool it down to 33C so it felt a bit better. Hope it's calm tonight so I can leave the cover off again. I don't like it getting too hot -

Here's a joke from Alan. Hope you like.

Basil felt down in the dumps, and he called the Samaritans helpline. Like all places they’re cutting back and he was eventually connected to a call centre in Pakistan... Well they're all there aren't they.

He told them he had nothing to live for – was getting suicidal. They got all enthusiastic and asked if he knew how to drive a truck.

Thanks Alan - Lol.

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