Joke - Getting old

Bedlam - humour.

Here's yet another contribution from Fred Ashford.

Wife:- What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

Husband:- Take off your bra. That'll pull them out.

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Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

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Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?

A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

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Great stuff. Thanks Fred.

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