Walking The Dog

Bedlam - Humour

Ed Goldstraw has sent me yet another joke. The man is a mine of humour....

A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

Thanks Ed. Very funny. Keep on sending them.

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I’ve seen it all now.



So there we were, tooting along between Llibér and Senija, along twisty Spanish roads, steep drops to the side, beautiful scenery. The sun bright, the sky cloudless, the road empty except for the little old lady just in front of us.


I couldn’t believe it. She was on one of these tiny automatic motor scooters, togged up to the eyeballs in helmet etc, hair streaming out from beneath the helmet …. And running by the side of her, barely keeping pace, were a couple of little terriers.

They were tied to the scooter with leads, short legs going ten-to-the-dozen, tongues hanging out, and breath coming short and fast.

Gives rather new meaning to, taking the dogs for a run, doesn’t it?

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