Showing posts with label insured for sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label insured for sex. Show all posts

Friday, 29 June 2012

Insured for Sex

Bedlam

John Evans has sent another joke:

Are you insured for sex? Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.

Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.

Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.

Sex with a Fat bird - More Than.

Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.

Sex with a posh bird - Privilege.

Sex with an OAP - Saga

Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com