Supermarket Scam

Bedlam Humour

Here's another joke from Jack Chambers...

Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into the supermarket for a bit of shopping turned out to be quite an experience.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket.

You agree and they both get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. On October 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th and 13th and twice yesterday.

So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

PS. The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

Joke - The old man and skinny-dipping girls

Bedlam - humour

This contribution came from John Evans. Thanks John - hope you find more.
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Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was well shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up then made it nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over, as he hadn't been for a while. He grabbed a bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He coughed loudly to make the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the young women shouted to him, 'Hey, we're not coming out until you leave! So you might as well bugger off.'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

'And a good job too.'

'I certainly haven't,' he said. Holding the bucket up he continued, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Thanks, John. ......Just goes to show, some of us can still think fast even if we are old. Looking forward to some more. Get your fingers twiddling...

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