Are My Testicles Black?

Bedlam Humour

This has been sent in by John and Maureen Evans from Alcalali in Spain - which is close to where I live.

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again through his mask, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"

Nice one John - is this from personal experience....Lol

Joke - The big guy, the little guy and an elevator

Bedlam - humour.

Fred Ashford has been at it again. He's sent another funny joke. Hope you think so too.

A skinny white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The black guy sees the little guy staring at him and says, “7’2", 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The black guy kneels down and brings him around by shaking him gently. The big fellow say, “What’s wrong with you, man?”

In a tremulous voice the little guy says, “What did you just say to me?”

The big fellow says, “I saw the way you were looking at me so I figured I’d just answer the questions everyone seems to ask. I’m 7’2” tall and weigh 350 pounds. I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown.”

The little guy says, “Turner Brown?"

"Sure," says the big guy.

"Thank God!" the little guy breathes a sigh of relief. "I thought you said turn around.”

Lol, Fred. I loved that one. If you like it as well, PLEASE give it a thumbs up on Stumble, to let as many other people know about it as you can.

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