Joke - The philosophy of ambiguity

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Here's a joke sent to me by Victoria Lange of Restaurante Paraiso Parcent, from one of her customers David Reeley. I thinks it's very clever....

For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity....( as well as the
idiosyncrasies of english)

• One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
• The main reason that santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad
  girls live.
• I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self-help
  section?' she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
• What if there were no hypothetical questions?
• If a deaf person signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with
  soap?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it
  considered a hostage situation?
• Is there another word for synonym?
• Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
• If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean
  them?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
  silent?
• What was the best thing before sliced bread?
• One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
• How is it possible to have a civil war?
• If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
• If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
• Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'assteroids'?
• Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
• Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
• If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times do they become
  disoriented?
• Can an atheist get insurance against acts of god?

Thanks for that Victoria and David, loved them.

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