Ian Huntley sues for £100,000

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Bedlam - Opinion

The vile Soham killer, Ian Huntley, is trying to claim compensation for being attacked in prison... and the final bill to taxpayer could be £1m.

What a load of b*llox.

Soham killer, Ian Huntley, is demanding almost £100,000 in damages after he had his throat slashed by another inmate.

So what!

As far as I can see, it's just a shame the attack wasn't successful. It would have saved a load of money keeping him fed and clothed ....

What about Huntley's victims?

... And talking about compensation, why don't the courts sue Huntley for £10,000,000 for their deaths? Keep him in jail until he can pay up - make him do manual work to earn money for the compensation ..... The bastard....

In fact why don't courts make ALL criminals pay compensation to their victims and keep them locked up until they can...


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Dinner In A Fine Restaurant: - Joke

Bedlam - Humour

Ed Goldstraw has sent in another joke

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking an order at another table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned as if she hadn't even noticed.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress went over to the table and whispered to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. My husband just walked in the door."

Great stuff Ed. Love it.....

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Ellie Jones - writer of Mummy Porn 

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Bedlam - Comment

Elsie Smith from Leek, has sent in more jokes:-

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.'
So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Whatever you feel like. It doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Great, Elsie. Keep 'em rolling

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