BEDLAM HUMOUR: January 2011

Sunday, 16 January 2011

Glass Curtains

Bedlam Review

Increase your living space with these elegant retractable patio enclosure and make your home more secure.

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Friday, 14 January 2011

Review of LG 32LE3300 Television

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Thinking about purchasing a new TV or just interested in knowing the latest bits and pieces that are taking place.

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LG 32LE3300 Television

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Thursday, 13 January 2011

Curing your Hangover

Bedlam Opinion

So you've had too much to drink - tough! It's your own fault, but I guess we're all been there, done that. So what to do about it. There are almost as many cures for hangovers as there are drinkers - but only one is effective.

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Hangover Cure

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Wednesday, 12 January 2011

Yellow 24

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Jack Chambers has sent another joke.

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth.'

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her before. They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners and wins £35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320. Then he gets the full house and wins £1000. Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, 'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card. You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'

'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 .'

"Bugger me" says the bingo caller. ''You've won the raffle as well!”

Thanks Jack - very funny.

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Wednesday, 5 January 2011

The Vicar's Salary - joke

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Ed Goldstraw has sent me another brilliant joke.

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave because he is so popular.

Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago, stands up and proclaims: 'If the Vicar stays, I will provide him with a new Holden every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'

The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and publican, stands and says, ‘If the Vicar will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee private secondary school education of his children!'

More sighs and loud applause.

Agnes Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Vicar stays, I will give him sex..'

There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her: 'Mrs. Jones, you're a wonderful and holy lady, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Agnes's 90-year old husband, Joe, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies: 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'F**k him'.

Lol, Ed. Thanks for that - hilarious.